{"id":11159,"date":"2015-08-11T10:01:43","date_gmt":"2015-08-11T14:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/?p=11159"},"modified":"2015-08-11T10:01:43","modified_gmt":"2015-08-11T14:01:43","slug":"my-favorite-questions-from-askmatt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/?p=11159","title":{"rendered":"My favorite &#8220;questions&#8221; from #AskMatt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_8527\" style=\"width: 309px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/WilliamsMatt-Natsofficial2014-via-sportingnews.com_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8527\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8527\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/WilliamsMatt-Natsofficial2014-via-sportingnews.com_.jpg\" alt=\"#AskMatt was a huge success .. for humorists.  Photo Nats official 2014 via sportingnews.com\" width=\"299\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8527\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">#AskMatt was a huge success .. for humorists. Photo Nats official 2014 via sportingnews.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So, the geniuses at MASN apparently have never seen just how badly these open Twitter hashtag Question and Answer sessions can go.\u00a0 I wrote about this once before, when NCAA head <strong>Mark Emmert <\/strong>was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/?p=8803\">subjected to an #AskEmmert session<\/a> and was roundly ridiculed (I also link to a fantastic <strong>Peter King<\/strong> session that went just as badly).\u00a0 Googling something like &#8220;worst twitter q&amp;a&#8221; sessions also leads to some fun &#8220;#AskMe&#8221; type sessions that went awry.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, MASN threw caution to the wind and decided to have an &#8220;#AskMatt&#8221; session last week.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23askmatt&amp;src=typd\">Twitter link with the hashtag<\/a> so you could judge for yourself how it went.<\/p>\n<p>It went, to quote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.natsenquirer.com\/2015\/08\/masns-askmatt-campaign-is-going-about-as-well-as-you-could-expect.html\">Natsenquirer.com<\/a>, about as well as you could expect.\u00a0 WP&#8217;s <strong>Scott Allen<\/strong> also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/dc-sports-bog\/wp\/2015\/08\/07\/askmatt-campaign-leads-to-some-interesting-unanswered-questions-for-matt-williams\/?postshare=6901438984353804\">commented on the unasked questions<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some of my favorite &#8220;questions&#8221; from the session.\u00a0 Most of these made me laugh out loud in context.\u00a0 No word as to whether or not Matt actually answered any of them.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Is Jayson Werth&#8217;s inability to drive batters in related to his inability to drive due to a suspended license?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What is uglier &#8211; Jayson Werth&#8217;s beard or your bullpen management?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If Jordan Zimmermann is throwing a one hitter thru 8 2\/3 again, when should we expect to see Aaron Barrett?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If the Nats make the playoffs, who&#8217;s your 18th inning guy? &#8220;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What really happened in Benghazi?&#8221; (asked by <strong><span class=\"Tweet-authorName Identity-name p-name customisable-highlight\" data-scribe=\"element:name\">Luigi de Guzman<\/span><\/strong>, writer of the Natstradamous blog, part of a theme of asking pointed political questions)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Why didn&#8217;t Storen or Papelbon pitch once in the biggest series of the year?&#8221;\u00a0 (asked by the twitter account @FireMattWilliams; i guess it was just a matter of time before that twitter account popped up).<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I have found the way to eliminate poverty worldwide, should I share it or just leave Storen &amp; Papelbon in the bullpen?&#8221; (Asked by former Nats Farm Authority maven <strong>Brian Oliver<\/strong>)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;If my cat throws up, should I leave him in for another 20 pitches or bring Aaron Barrett in immediately to clean it up?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Would you rather: eat steamed cauliflower for rest of your life or let closer pitch in tie game when leverage index is highest?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Who&#8217;s ahead in bullpen pecking order, Doug Fister or Tyler Moore?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Matt, what&#8217;s your favorite hippo diarrhea video?&#8221; (and then providing a sample)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Do you like movies about gladiators?&#8221; (asked by NatsEnquirer&#8217;s ck)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Fantastic.\u00a0 The internet is the best source of unintentional comedy sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the geniuses at MASN apparently have never seen just how badly these open Twitter hashtag Question and Answer sessions can go.\u00a0 I wrote about this once before, when NCAA head Mark Emmert was subjected to an #AskEmmert session and was roundly ridiculed (I also link to a fantastic Peter King session that went just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[974,1625,2901,1314,2902,2389],"class_list":["post-11159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-natsgeneral","tag-brian-oliver","tag-luigi-de-guzman","tag-mark-emmert","tag-matt-williams","tag-peter-king","tag-scott-allen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11159"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11172,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11159\/revisions\/11172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nationalsarmrace.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}